None of the peeps in my follow forever EVER ask me to make them any gifs and I am so so sad about it :( ARE YOU SILENTLY JUDGING ME?! Don’t blame you ;P But c’mon, let me try to make your day! I will try really hard? That’s what she said.

ptrparker:

• Hey Jim, it’s Pam, I keep looking up to say something to you and then Michael’s there, it’s horrible. Anyway, bored, come back.
• Hey, guess what. I moved my computer so I can’t see Michael’s head. It’s working, I think I can have a career as a very specific type of decorator.
• Sudoku. Level Moderate. Time, 18 minutes. Suck on that, Halpert.
• I’ll transfer you. Dunder Mifflin this is Pam. Hold please. Dunder Miff- Okay sorry, Michael was standing at my desk and I need to be busy or else who knows what would have happened, so thank you.
• Hey, what’s that word we made up for when you have a thing stuck in your shoe? Anyway, I have a thing stuck in my shoe.
• Hey, I have a chance to sneak out of here early and I’m not messing this up, so I’ll see you tomorrow.
• Calling from my cell phone, I don’t know if you guys figured out who did that to Michael’s carpet yet, but I have a theory that involved an inter-departmental conspiracy, everybody in the office. We need to talk.