High five my tongue with your tongue

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

favourite character meme » seven scenes: a good day [7/7] 

nursejoy:

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

gra-alainn:

make me choose500trampolines asked Marshall and Lily or Jim and Pam

…Pretty much the day I met her.

Michael just rented The Devil Wears Prada. He has his Netflix sent here to the office and he watches them in pieces when things are slow. He’s a big Meryl Streep fan, so I shouldn’t be surprised he’s identified with her character.

"I’ve been wanting Shrute farms to break into the high-end event hosting industry for some time, and this garden party is a great opportunity. Plus, I’ve got a secret weapon.”

A message from thescrantonstranglerr
I'll have the chicken breast hold the chicken

m-eg:

i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking